They sent you to the army.
If you miss a gel in the house.
If you miss the airplane, you are to carry the stake of your whole life.
Let's send you into the universe in the old days.
You should have dropped your belt.
Should I buy you martina?
If you do not know what's wrong with you.
Let's get rid of your bosom.
He must have been riding with a paddle.
If your trainer is out of your way.
He loves you on the deck.
My likes you on poplar.
My turn around.
My teeth are about to sweat.
My mom is when we are alone.
My aunt for the moon.
My looking for you in the garage.
My son from your mountain.
My sip in the palace.
My yeast on the terrace.
My teenage girlfriend's got you.
My trouble is in Gucci.
My tea brunt every Friday.
My bar in the swamp.
My will be under your water.
My whole set for you all year.
My one is working on a parade.
My dad is giving you glory.
My asses on the ramp.
My lips are when you spit.
My dad's on Avali.
My boozers give you a check.
My teeth are on your heels.
My voice is under the dogs.
My masses from the floss.
My body is behind you.
My son makes you in the valley.
My fellow victims are in the hall.
My cools on you, Ada.
My heats you when it's branching.
My jaw is under your navel.
One day the traveler's job is to see some beautiful landscape. He emitted it, went out, and looked around the environment. After a while, he found himself in the forest. When he fell deep into the forest, he noticed a large bunch of shit. Seeing a shady travel writer was very crazy. Then they see the old man approaching from the middle of the forest, aged 100 years old with a beard to his knees. Seeing that the old man is a citizen here, the traveler asks him:
Q: Starce, tell me what this shit pile is looking for here?
S: You know, son, there was once a king, and he had 3 sons and one daughter. They lived happily and satisfied for many years. One day the sky turned and suddenly the dragon came. As the king and his sons were on the road, the dragon snatched the beautiful princess. When the king and sons came back from the road, they had something to see! The castle was almost completely destroyed, and from the beautiful princess there was no sign or voice. "She probably went somewhere, they'll come back," they thought, and they decided to wait. They waited so, waiting for 7 years, but no sign of it and no voice. The first one called the eldest son. "Probably abducted, I'm going to the world, to look it up!" He said. "Do
not have a son," the king cried, "it would be difficult for me to lose
you ..." "I appreciate that you care for me, but who will save your
sister if not the oldest brother!" The Prince answered and walked away. He
searched for his sister, crossed 7 mountains, swam the 7 seas, passed 7
mountains, 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Somewhere, there in the end of the world there was a cave, and in it a dragon. He called for a fight. It was a big fight. Everything shook. 7 mountains and 7 seas shook, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes shook, even the royal castle shook. The fight took place for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon finally did not screw up the prince. Seven
years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the news of the death of the
prince crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers
and 7 lakes, and finally arrived in the castle. "My
brother is dead!" Exclaimed the middle brother, "I have to save my
sister." "Do not bitch", whimpering again king, "you see that your
brother screwed dragon, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ... ""
I appreciate the fact that you care for me, but who will save my sister
and avenge my elder brother, if I do not, your middle son, "said the
prince, and set out to seek his sister. He
searched for his sister, sought ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam
the sea, climbed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7
lakes. Like his brother, he also reached the end of the world, he saw a cave and a dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he called him on a duel. What a duel was! Everything
was shaking 2x more ... Seven mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7
lakes shook twice as much as seven mountains and seven shores, twice
even shook the royal castle. The fought battle lasted for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon came to his head and another prince. Seven
years, seven months and seven days passed, while the news crossed 7
mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes, and
finally came to the royal castle. "My brothers have died. Fuck! I have to go, so I'll get a pussy!" Come on, old CU! "Said the youngest son. "No,
son," squeaked again king, "Do you see how they fared your older
brothers, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ...." "Pali bre old,
not Djura tart," said the youngest prince i Djura he went to look for his sister. He
searched for it so he demanded ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam the
7 seas, passed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7
lakes. Like his previous two brothers, he arrived at the end of the world and saw the cave and the dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he promptly challenged him on a duel. This was just a fuss ... All shook 4x more than two previous matches together. Four mountains shook on 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 valleys. 4x shook even the royal castle. A great fight ran for 7 days and 7 nights, until the third prince was fucked up. Seven
years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the passionate news crossed 7
mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes and
arrived in the royal castle. The king was very sad ... He grieved and grieved. He mourned for 7 years, 7 months and 7 days until a knight in a shiny armor arrived in the castle. "I
will return your daughter and your son's vengeance if you give me half
the kingdom and the hand of my daughter in return," said the knight. "Fer's contract, there's nothing," the king said in the deal. And so the knight in the shiny armor went to look for a princess. He searched for it, he asked. He
crossed the 7 mountains, crossed the 7 seas, crossed 7 mountains and 7
valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes and came to the end of the
world. And they saw the wonders ... they saw the cave and the dragon was in it. He also called on him on a duel. Tuca was stingy! It
lasted for 7 days, 7 nights, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 7 seconds, 7 100 parts
of a second, etc., but it paid off because the knight was completely
poised, punished, humiliated and scratched by the poor dragon. The killer of the dragon the prince took the princess by the arm and returned to the king's castle. The King has fulfilled his part of the treaty and everyone has lived happily and for many years!
Q: Good old people, what are you, bre, these shit here? - asked the travel writer.
S: Aaaaa, I do not have a clue, it must be someone's eating!
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Darwin Awards are awarded to Jews who died in the stupidest way possible.
Candidates for Darwin Award:
1. In September '97. In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in a deep-water
meter, after he shook his head in front through a half-meter wide street
saht to catch the car keys.
2. In October '97. The 49-year-old brokerage broker from San Francisco, who according to
his wife's words "completely confused when running" accidentally, by
day, odds with a 70-meter high cliff.
3.
Buxton, North Carolina: A man died on the beach when he dug a 5-meter
deep hole in the sand he dug himself and in which he was then seated. Visitors
to the beach said that 21-year-old Daniel Jons dug a hole for
entertainment or for wind protection, and that he sat on her bottom in a
sink when she clutched up on Thursday and clogged it with 3 meters of
sand. People
on the beach tried to dig through the road to Johns, who lived in
Woodbridge in Virginia, using their hands and shovels, but they failed. With the use of heavy equipment, the rescue workers needed almost an hour to free it, while around 200 people watched it all. Jons was declared dead at the hospital.
4. In February '98. Santiago
Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, California, when he fell to the
ceiling of the bicycle equipment store he was planning to break into. Death occurred because his long flashlight was held in his mouth so
that his hands were free) broke the skull when he hit the floor.
5.
According to the Dalonge police in Gibraltar, the pupil of the reserve
officers' school, Nik Beren (20), was stabbed to death in January by a
partner of pitter Jeffrey Hoffman (23) who tried to prove that the knife
could not break through the jacket that Berena carried .
6. Silvester Bridl Junior (26) was killed in February in Selbyville,
Delaware, betting with friends who claimed that a revolver can not be
filled with four bullets to put himself in his mouth and pull the
trigger.
7. In February, according to police reports, in Windsor, Ontario,
Daniel Kolt (27) and Randy Taylor (33) died in a crash, playing a
crocodile game they played with their snubbles.
8. An inappropriate proposal, but placed as a recognition for the effort? The four people were injured in a chain of bizarre events. Seri
Meler has a head injury caused by flying bricks, Tim Vega is diagnosed
with a mild stiff neck shape as well as a contusion of the chest, arm
and face; Brian Corkoran's face is torn off, and Pameli Klezik was
battered with a cassette and a middle finger of his right hand. Meler accompanied her husband on the first day of work, in addition to a kiss for a break, showed her husband a breast. "I'm still not sure why I did it," she later stated. "I was really close to the car, so I thought nobody could see it, and it did not last longer than two seconds." Nevertheless,
Tim Vegas taxi driver saw this as he lost control of a taxi that
crossed the edge and hit the corner of the Johnson's Hospital building. Inside, Klezik, a dental technician, was cleaning Corkoran's teeth. From the blow of the taxi into the wall she jumped, breaking Korkoran's face with a cleaning needle. From pain he bite, biting two fingers with Klezik's hand. Melzer's injuries were caused by a piece of brick broken from the wall of the hospital.
9. Unsuitable proposal, more luck next year! Taos, New Mexico - A woman came to the poisoning center after she ate three anti-baby vaginal pills. Her English was so bad she had to figure out how she thought she had been poisoned. The translator arrived shortly thereafter and confirmed the doctor's doubts. Maria
Valisnokova thought that the vaginal was some kind of candy or sound,
since she could not read what she wrote on the wrapper. After the third, she realized that something was wrong when her throat and mouth began to fill her with acid foam. She
ran to the poisoning center that was only a few blocks away, where
doctors managed to wash her foam from her mouth, throats and stomachs
without any harmful health consequences. An irreconcilable proposal, but a strong candidate for '99.
0.
In the federal state of Washington, Keri Bingham was drinking with
friends when one of them said that he knew the person who jumped with
the bandi rope from the Takoma Nerouz Bridge in the traffic jam itself. The conversation was getting hotter, and at the end, at least 10 people did not harass the bridge's sidewalk. It was 4.30 in the morning. Upon arrival in the middle of the bridge they discovered that no one had taken a bandi rope. Bingham, who continued to drink, volunteered by showing himself on a corner with a cable that was left near the fence. At one end they bind their legs to Bingham, and the other end is tied to the bridge. Bingam fell 15 meters before the cable climbed and his foot was pulled out of his wrist. Cudom survived a fall in the icy water of the river and was saved by two of the surrounding fishermen. "All I can say is that God kept me that night. There's simply no other explanation for that." Bingham's foot was never found.
On February 3, 1990, in Renton County, Washington, a man tried to commit a robbery. This
was probably his first attempt, since he did not have a police record
and made an extremely stupid election: 1. The targeted attack was the H
& J Leather & Firearms; 2.
The shop was shrouded by customers, all in a federal state where a
considerable number of adult populations were allowed to carry weapons
under public clothing in public places; 3. In order to enter the shop he had to bypass an official police patrol car parked outside the door of the shop; 4. A policeman in uniform stood next to the cash register, drinking coffee before going to duty. After seeing a policeman, a potential pljacas released a plunder and fired several random shoots. The policeman and the salesman immediately repelled the fire by removing him from the field of human genes. Several customers also pulled out their weapons but did not shoot. Nobody's hurt anymore.
12. In France, Zak Lefevri did not leave the case when he decided to kill himself. He climbed to the top of a cliff and tied the knot around his neck. The other end of the rope was attached to a large rock. He drank some poison and burned the clothes on himself. He even tried to shoot at himself at the last minute. He fired and shot from the pistol. The bullet completely missed him and cut the rope over him. Instead of being hanged, he fell into the sea. A sudden leak was put out of his suit and prompted him to repel the poison. A kind friendly fisherman pulled him out of the water and drove him to
the hospital, where he died of - hypothermia (chilling of the body).
Darwin Award recognizes:
(1) In Gatwick, Oklahoma, in October, Jason Hack tried to kill the
stonega from his rifle 22, but the bullet rocked the stone near the hole
and struck Antony Martinez in the head, causing the skull fracture.
(2) In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martin Eskins decided to use a
propane burner to clean the house from the basement of his house instead
of broom, which set the house on fire so that the first and second
floors burned.
(3)
Paul Stiler (47) ended in a hospital in Andover Taunsip in New Jersey
in September, and his wife, Boni, was also injured by a quadruple of
dynamite that exploded in their car. As they drove around two o'clock in the morning, they began to burn a
dynamite from a boredom and tried to throw him out of the window to see
what would happen, but apparently overlooked the window closed.
(4)
When exaggerated with "amateur evenings": In Bethulia, in the US
federal state of Colombia, the annual festival in November includes five
days of amateur bullfights. This year, no bull was killed, but the matadora's body was injured, including one with a stabbed head. One participant said: "It's just a bull against you and a city of a thousand morons."
And the winner is ...
Japan
Times, April 16, 1997. "The government must stop this repugnant madness
called 'pumping,'" a journalist said After the Racas Hospital in
Thailand. "If this perversion takes the maha, it will destroy the cream of the Thai male population". He
stated this after the remains of the 13th Carnac and Puanmuangpaka were
urgently brought to the hospital's reception department. "Most
pumped out" uses a standard bicycle pump, "he explained," pushing the
pump hose deep into the rectum, then pumping it into the haj (*)
condition. That is the sin of God. " (*) The blowing of air under pressure into the colon causes a similar effect to the taking of heroin. It turns out that the young Carnacai went further. He
started using a two-cylinder two-cylinder pump, but it was not that
exciting enough for him, so he began to boast friends that he was going
to try the compressor hose of a nearby gas station. They challenged him to do it, so that once under the umbrella of the darkness he settled down on the pump. Not
understanding how much the compressor is strong, he put the hose deep
into the rectum and put the coin into the compressor machine. It was almost instantaneous death, leaving accidental passers-by still in the juice. One woman said that what she saw was a evening fireworks, after which she began to applaud. "All of his parts have not yet been found," police officials said. "When
such an amount of air comes into contact with the intestinal gases,
there is an explosion at the moment. It was like an explosion of an
atomic bomb or something like that." "Pumping is a hell of leisure, and we all have to say no to Satan," the hospital official concluded. "Pump tires in all ways, but then remove the bicycle pump where it will not cause you."
These are the long-time records of dr. Aleksandra
Revisina, together with her five colleagues, based on authentic
statements from patients at the Urological Department of the hospital in
Zemun. They are brought up with minor changes. Special
note to the reader: The text also contains the diagnoses in Latin,
which were listed by some doctors in the list of instructions. Given that this is a highly skilled subject, I assume that the ordinary reader will not be quite clear. I think they still have a place here. Let all the doctors to whom this text gets in any way read and what some colleagues have entered as a diagnosis.
They shot me at a low level.
Men's womb is getting smaller and smaller. (Dr Dr.Revisin tells the patient: "Me too.")
Feels unselfish urination.
I'm loose with prostate (prostate).
So, that lecke me wicks, and my son works in the statute (Institute).
I can not wet in a deeper way.
I kidnapped a kidney stone.
Do not sit in the cold, says the doctor. Patient: "We politicians have" Politics "and I always sit on it."
The pains are quite scary.
I had inflammation of the kidneys.
Eggs got stuck.
Doctor I'm so disappointed. This my viceroy does not raise his head.
I had prophylactic juice.
That this may not be a spontaneous kidney work?
I had a funny urine.
I have a testicle testicle.
Dr.Revisin: "Get Ready To Review" (rectal). Patient: "I want to, but only to be brotherly."
Guideline for the diagnosis of one of our colleagues: "Mylagis scrotalis".
I have a cheerful testicle.
ON: I have non-manual ronal inflammation. HER: Everyone in the family has NEOFRITIS kidney.
ON, after the rectal examination: "And you, too, on my speed ..."
I'm a panic and I'm afraid my prostate does not get stuck in the channels.
Dr.Revisin: "You should stay 10 - 15 minutes in hot water". Patient: "Is it on the penis"?
Did you see the blood in the urine? Patient: Yes, the other day, I was bloody eyes.
I was on a prostate review and a doctor looked at me, but I'm right to tell you, I do not know what I was looking at.
I got a plasma (a slip).
I have a lazy pain from down there.
Diagnosis on one instruction: "Cystopelitis prolongates".
I have a text of heartbreak.
Do you have an allergy on your fingers? (That's why I asked a stupid question. Instead of medication, I said on my lungs.)
Do you have Dr.Budimila? (Budimlija)
It hurts my kidneys. It may be from a pajamas.
I get out of the cord.
I have some clumps in the sperm. I'm not that hard than TVRDE.
Dr.Zagorka Nikolic- Diagnosis: "Status post EMINENTIO microlithiasis eliminated".
Patient: Does Dr. Nivelin (Revisin)
Patient: I want to see dr. Almost (Kostro).
Dr. Ignjatovic - diagnosis: "Epididymitis testis".
Patient: Please, where is intimate care here?
Dr. Vera Milojevic - diagnosis: "Colica lumbalis".
I have a plastic heart valve.
When I scuffle my left testis, my father came out of my penis.
The siptar who was on many reviews: "I was going to me - come to me".
Sometimes my urchin spends.
Did you have a chair pita doctors: "I'm so farting, a little litter".
It hurts me.
Let me go with a male gynecologist just to ask something.
Get my head off.
I have acidic pain down there.
Get me a little one.
You know, do not change my skin.
What's your chair?
I only had a breakup once.
Is it from your birth? No, it's been from before.
He told me that Dr. Nikolic was suffering from prostate cancer.
I have sad pains over the left egg.
I'm lying with Dr.Nidze. (Dr.Nikolic)
I have a perverse shrimp. (frenulum)
In the stomach, I shivers, shoots, and picks up.
I have a white wash on.
I have horrible bakes.
He did not come to terms. (not running)
When urinating, I relax backwards.
Water is in the water, and my eyes are like ants.
Something's messing me down.
I have a baking at the top of the groom.
When I do the eruption. (when done)
I wrote two phases before. (fat = 2 meters)
I was basing myself on shaking, and it turned out the kidneys.
I hurt the station. (scrotum)
I'm bending under my eyes, and nothing is a dull apartment.
I have an egg shell.
He personally bites him when he is wet.
I honor you very little.
She was at the gastrology.
We do not have a wet mouth.
What's more, I'm lazy and vice versa.
He's energized by drugs.
The baker is angina (vagina) I have bitten pains.
I came to take out the ticket. (Cateter)
When a horse offers you to drink water, so do I offer him and he always writes.
A male full tube from me is pushing me forward.
The pains are not strong, but they are blunt.
Uphthal is flat (weak), and then bust into the stomach, so he clasps with his head and falls into unconsciousness.
I have a penis pain.
The deep, slippery fetus was born. (Surgeon)
It was a beauty of 16 cm. Now it's rotten and I'm defeated. (Impotent)
In my youth (my youth), my egg was bigger.
I had some kidney dysfunction.
Vrsnjak distorted me.
On my cord (penis) I get something white.
I hurt the dish (slabs)
An organic pole is biting me.
My right bumper hurts.
I've got pain in my chest.
I'm gonna be scared when I'm going.
The right rotator hurts. (ureter)
I recovered both back and forth.
It has a sclerosis
It was my first kick, and then I had two kidneys with radiation in the testicle.
My left bone is painful.
My left bone is painful.
I have boarded some part-time, so my bag has no drop, and the wet hole is expanding.
Personally, my spine hurts.
I need a prescription and a cure for a natural movement.
What are you drinking? "Five per eye" (5-NOK)
I have a fetus with a woman every month.
In the morning I feel a left kidney tingling (a lawyer)
It teaches me in the eggs.
I was with Dr.Dervis (Revisina)
I got a little cloudy water.
Why did you come here? "Because of the bottom"
Two months ago, we took out a ticket, and now we are hardly wet again.
Gypsy: "I had a room 3X3 so we fucked up to figure out how sweet pigs.
Anyway, I turn around at night, it's a thing in front of me."
It hurts my right tennis.
My prostate is moisturizing and leaking, especially on the right.
Otherwise, I am a patient on the left kidney.
I drink fanfuels and such drugs.
At the top of nature, to apologize, it's cold as ice, and then it's cold and around my heart.
I screwed my spine on my spine.
Bronchieksias (X-ray) were not found in the urinary tract
Hot steam from my butt.
So what do I do, I have to eat, the urine is looking for my own.
The patient is called Premilli: "I have an urine in my urine and I'm sick of a pure-beard.
Funny lyrics - Various funny lyrics
1. The grass is invented to keep the cows grazing in the fields, not
the twenty-two of the boiling horses with one ball, unless they are cows
that want grass ...
2. The ball is derived from the point, meaning that there is no point,
there would be no ball, it is also an integral part of the car, and the
players and those who watch this game wave are missing one or more dots
in the head ...
3. The original purpose of the network was to help fishermen in
catching fish and other sea creatures, but that's how its application
was modified, now it serves to catch the ball and some of the idiots
running behind it ...
4. Krec is used for creasing and praying of walls and ceilings, I
doubt that it will achieve you by pulling the line on the grass ...
5. The construction of the goal does not protect the goalkeeper from the rain, meaning it is a construction without purpose ...
6. The bast was mainly used by the conductors to give a signal for the departure of the train ...
7. In football, names such as: left hemisphere, right hemisphere, left
and right wing are mentioned ... so the impression is that participants
are union workers ...
8.
Thousands of people have died in the midst of fans of soccer teams,
which says that both the fans and the game are savages ...
I'll shout if you do not try.
To be a lady means to miss a lot. Being a gentleman means not letting the lady miss something.
Blood is not water. Leaves stains on the suit!
Women prefer poets rather than poetry. Men also prefer cooks rather than cookies.
The blonde most often make black.
The best rooms overlooking the sea are in submarines!
Looking for myself I met her. I live with her now, but I have not found myself yet.
Meet Me MY SEX!
A smart girl despises: cheap sex, cheap pizza and cheap car. Smart maladic despises: cheap pizza, cheap cars and smart girls!
In the Soviet Union, the streets are clean. People have nothing to throw.
The virtues of her friends knew great. So say in millimeter!
The family is the basic cell of society, and the woman in it represents the prison director.
Adam and Eve - that's the real strain!
Thirty-twenty at once goes with the rest!
It's nice to be dragged down in the women's society.
When I'm nervous I bite my nails and it calms down. Then I figure out what my face is fingering and I lose my nerves.
If it's true that the smarter discount, my is all smarter!
You do not need to ring when you enter my dream - be silent so that you do not wake the feelings in me!
The smartest man has not yet been born because smart woman uses contraceptives!
Lost tastes. Finder is followed by samar.
Burn the ants! And they would trample you when they could!
It's easy to calculate fertile days - you just need to add nine months!
Selfish people do not share their good opinion of themselves with others!
The favorite Muhammad's swear was: PLEASE ONE!
You do not know about an unknown hero. Even if he was brave.
For an impotent man, gravity is a jumpy topic.
In which zodiac sign was born the horoscope maker?
Why do men think we are suspicious? I doubt it!
Sodomy's veterinarians envy the amount of flirts.
Buy always shoes that are two numbers smaller - just to know what a shot is when you remove them!
It's the most logical month - it has been around Earth for several billion years, and it's not for it!
Graphite of the future: LEAD LOVE, NOT A ROBOT!
I live to eat, I eat to fill the sewers, and others are empty so they can live!
Nervoz is the easiest to fly fishing: Since you do not catch any one, you can get into the water and squeeze the fish!
History is not innocent - many have entered it!
Men, do not let the girls say "LEFT" if you then need to say "DIE"!
I have a division too. It just can not be seen from the gag!
Where is the time when sex was dirty, and the air is clean !?
PSSSSST! Komarac piski!
Is the gay chair richer in whites?
In a race of 100 meters it is desirable that the athlete be overwhelmed, because each photo shoot finishes each milimeter!
I'm not getting pregnant! On average they are younger than me !!
When a young man and a girl say to each other "the lover and to the death" they both think of a young man's death!
I feel my time is coming - my watch has broken!
When you take your wife to a desert island, it becomes overcrowded!
Minute cut is a chance for those who have nothing to say!
An optimist is the one who gets thinner before going to the supermarket to get his cashier back in kisses!
A true humanitarian works at a preservative plant - busy them one at a time.
Electricity is a noun of the female genus that can not tolerate ticking!
If we really came from a monkey, it means Adam was impotent!
From the diary of a future lunatic: I WANT YOU A CIRCLE BRAK AND A LARGE CHILDREN WITH MY PAGE!
Favorite female epic verse: Mili gods of the great granddaughter!
Members of the choir turn their attention to themselves only when they begin to falsify!
God, forgive me for being an atheist!
Women do not have hair in their tongue. There is not so much hair!
The healthiest decision in my life was to marry a doctor!
I have a very beautiful, extremely smart and very rich girl. The only problem is that I have to keep an eye on them not to meet each other!
With the Rubik's problem, there are not only DALTONISTS!
Many women, if they could, would change something in their appearance. Many men, if they could, would change their women.
Woman is theoretically difficult to overcome the truth. But in practice, all truths are easy to fall!
The ten best years of a woman's life are those between the ages of 29 and 30.
The Virgin Mary was only shaking with God. God forgave her!
Does a jelly who makes suicide abusing his duty?
I will not raise my hand from the party - they will think I am ZA!
Always when I look in the mirror I say: NO LEPSEG COVEKA, NO ROSE MIRRORS!
The most dangerous female weapon is the language - it means: they are armed to the teeth!
Woman is like a book - if you want to learn something from her, you have to fit it first!
There are more people in the world than a monkey because it's easier to have sex in bed than on a tree!
Marriage is the noun of a mankind who is suppressed by the laws of the feminine in life!
He said he would not see me again. I turned off the light.
Spontaneous abortion is the first public protest of the younger generation!
Love is like a theater - those who are sufling you in fact are envious of you on the main role!
Do not listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
Listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
I do not mind that I have a big nose, but what is seen?
The most beautiful thing happened, and it did not happen!
For peace in the house, we broke it down to the ground!
Ideal graffiti for:
... VENICEThis is a consequence of great love between two waterfalls !!!
... KOSARKASKU HALUHere are the most personalities of our country !!!
... SCHOOLZona sumraka (<= definitivno :))
... OPERSKA SALUStrictly forbidden access to people with cvikers or glass eyes !!!
... LEDI PAJKANASame to you!
...HAIRDRESSERLjiljana is the best cepidlaka !!!
... RED TRADE IN MOSCOWPrivate airport Matthias Rust!
... WARNINGDo not believe Hamlet - scream him!
... VRATA SUDNICEThe Accused is guilty! They had him distorted at the police station!
... ZID LUDNICEYou and we have the same ideas: we just told them!
... MATRIX OFFICEWe do not accept complaints!
The difference between a deceived woman and a boomerang is that you do not have to lie to the boomerang to get back.
My wife is going to live - she cheats me with a neuropsychiatrist!
A good woman is like a dressed dog - as soon as she is ordered to lie down immediately!
Women do not have luck because they run after her in stitches!
Blood pressure is not recommended to be measured around the neck!
A woman has no chance of a man who knows what he wants. A man does not have a chance for a woman who knows what he wants!
Baxuz is a girl who got pregnant three times as she knitted pertle!
Egoista is the one who thinks more of himself than to me!
Learn to separate importantly from an irrelevant - for example: if
your nose is in the anus, then it matters if your nose is, and
irrelevant if your anxiety is!
My great-grandfather lived for 100 years thanks to mushrooms. He did not eat them!
Only the prostitute is not dependent on the position!
One woman needs 20 years to make a son from a son, and the other only 20 minutes to make a fool out of him!
She told me his name. Now, at least I know what I am!
Fat, actually, stuff yourself!
Statistician is kissing a hundred percent!
The rooster has to mow early, because when the coconut tree can not reach the river!
It's good when you cut and watch your work, but it's better when you groan and watch her work!
To see the bad features of a girlfriend, she only needs to praise her girlfriends.
Do not trust women! Not because they do not tell the truth most often but they do not know what they are saying!
Who does not have it without him is Mnoze!
Paratroopers, if you do not want any bullets to hit you at the descent, let them down in tanks!
The man who holds to himself carries a suit. The man who keeps women is a bearer!
When a daffodil breaks the mirror for a fortnight, it wears a black!
Only the one who is raklamira can sell his skin more expensive!
Life is a metamorphosis of female breasts. Love is when you are an active witness.
When an optimist listens to his favorite radio show, he constantly winds the clock backwards so that it does not last longer!
Working day of gymnastics-gays: morning-on horse with grips; evening - under a horse without claws!
No one in the head has legs!
The biggest sin is to fool a woman with herself!
She thought that the end was between us until she drank the extension!
The prostitutes have a job!
After my dive! - I said, and I cut off the pictures.
Which breakfast has most affected your life?
It's ridiculous that you go to the public house next to a woman in running order!
I'm changing the room lamp for a two-bedroom!
Men are like COCA-COLA. They survive only thanks to advertisements.
MRZM SMGLSNK !!!
Only Hannibal knew exactly who he can get!
Do not believe the women who lie!
All the great dictators had a fifth of the ruling!
Funny lyrics - Various funny lyrics
I'll go to you one day Kalemegdan when you - Turks of the Ottomans. A bunch of them - about a thousand. They
ask me (in Turkish, of course, did I mention that I speak all 1536
languages of the world?): "Where is the prince of the Belgrade
passer-by?" I refer them to that, as cunning as ever, to Knez Mihailova Street. When they muttered annoyingly, I go to the telephone booth and call the police. I tell them that there is a protest rally in the Prince against the young people who have been in power for a long time. I will also tell them that the pensioners started to hooliganize,
smash the showcases and steal dentures from them, rape the babies they
encounter and burn comic books.
You must be guessing what happened - the cops got upset about comic books and sent the specials to fix the situation. They encountered the Turks and prevented them from conquering Serbia and holding for 500 years under slavery. The babies were saved and I got the ordination of a national hero.
...
That
day I flew a spacecraft with my super sonic plane (manually upgraded to
a rocket) in search of adventures, abducted princesses, and so on. The stars flew past me, and the wind shook my hair.
Somewhere near Venus (just to know what kind of curves the planet has) I was missing gasoline. I set up a triangle behind the ship, S.O.S. in the bottle. message, threw a bottle and waited. I connected to ZAFRANCANS online! (what does not all man do when he's desperate), and then I counted the star. It smelled. Just when I got to the round 693,374 from the dark, the cruiser of the passionate Darth Vader appeared. Spalet cassation - I thought. Not dangerous. Unfortunately, another spacecraft came - this time it was Romuli. I got mad at the Star Wars authors, who already kill this boredom out of the earth. It was not yet dense. It would be dense to appear ... Yes, here they are - Turks of the Ottomans. They're still angry at me because of the last price. I heard that they were bathed with water cannons - which they barely survived. In their tradition it is never to swim (except legs). Now they have come to retaliation. They will most probably cook me because the vengeance is consumed while it's warm. I had a tough heart that I was in the race. I need to think first and react first.
- Hello, Dart. What are you doing? Hey, listen - I hear that Romuli called you a dirty container. How can you get the trice?
- What ?! I'll make them lick my laser sword!
- Where are you, Romuli? I've heard that they made a movie about you, it's called "A rocking rock" or "A home to hang", so something. But I did not call you because of that, but let me inform you that the
Turks have declared that Romuli is a race that the Creator conceived as
a kind of toilet cleaning.
- What?! How dare they ?! Antipatic shoe shoes! We'll show them to me!
My cunning again came to the fore - Romuli destroyed the Turks, and DartWayder then destroyed Romule. In the end, Dart drew me to the nearest planet. How smart ...
