Funny lyrics - Various funny lyrics
I'll go to you one day Kalemegdan when you - Turks of the Ottomans. A bunch of them - about a thousand. They ask me (in Turkish, of course, did I mention that I speak all 1536 languages of the world?): "Where is the prince of the Belgrade passer-by?" I refer them to that, as cunning as ever, to Knez Mihailova Street. When they muttered annoyingly, I go to the telephone booth and call the police. I tell them that there is a protest rally in the Prince against the young people who have been in power for a long time. I will also tell them that the pensioners started to hooliganize, smash the showcases and steal dentures from them, rape the babies they encounter and burn comic books.
You must be guessing what happened - the cops got upset about comic books and sent the specials to fix the situation. They encountered the Turks and prevented them from conquering Serbia and holding for 500 years under slavery. The babies were saved and I got the ordination of a national hero.
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That day I flew a spacecraft with my super sonic plane (manually upgraded to a rocket) in search of adventures, abducted princesses, and so on. The stars flew past me, and the wind shook my hair.
Somewhere near Venus (just to know what kind of curves the planet has) I was missing gasoline. I set up a triangle behind the ship, S.O.S. in the bottle. message, threw a bottle and waited. I connected to ZAFRANCANS online! (what does not all man do when he's desperate), and then I counted the star. It smelled. Just when I got to the round 693,374 from the dark, the cruiser of the passionate Darth Vader appeared. Spalet cassation - I thought. Not dangerous. Unfortunately, another spacecraft came - this time it was Romuli. I got mad at the Star Wars authors, who already kill this boredom out of the earth. It was not yet dense. It would be dense to appear ... Yes, here they are - Turks of the Ottomans. They're still angry at me because of the last price. I heard that they were bathed with water cannons - which they barely survived. In their tradition it is never to swim (except legs). Now they have come to retaliation. They will most probably cook me because the vengeance is consumed while it's warm. I had a tough heart that I was in the race. I need to think first and react first.
- Hello, Dart. What are you doing? Hey, listen - I hear that Romuli called you a dirty container. How can you get the trice?
- What ?! I'll make them lick my laser sword!
- Where are you, Romuli? I've heard that they made a movie about you, it's called "A rocking rock" or "A home to hang", so something. But I did not call you because of that, but let me inform you that the Turks have declared that Romuli is a race that the Creator conceived as a kind of toilet cleaning.
- What?! How dare they ?! Antipatic shoe shoes! We'll show them to me!
My cunning again came to the fore - Romuli destroyed the Turks, and DartWayder then destroyed Romule. In the end, Dart drew me to the nearest planet. How smart ...
I'll go to you one day Kalemegdan when you - Turks of the Ottomans. A bunch of them - about a thousand. They ask me (in Turkish, of course, did I mention that I speak all 1536 languages of the world?): "Where is the prince of the Belgrade passer-by?" I refer them to that, as cunning as ever, to Knez Mihailova Street. When they muttered annoyingly, I go to the telephone booth and call the police. I tell them that there is a protest rally in the Prince against the young people who have been in power for a long time. I will also tell them that the pensioners started to hooliganize, smash the showcases and steal dentures from them, rape the babies they encounter and burn comic books.
You must be guessing what happened - the cops got upset about comic books and sent the specials to fix the situation. They encountered the Turks and prevented them from conquering Serbia and holding for 500 years under slavery. The babies were saved and I got the ordination of a national hero.
...
That day I flew a spacecraft with my super sonic plane (manually upgraded to a rocket) in search of adventures, abducted princesses, and so on. The stars flew past me, and the wind shook my hair.
Somewhere near Venus (just to know what kind of curves the planet has) I was missing gasoline. I set up a triangle behind the ship, S.O.S. in the bottle. message, threw a bottle and waited. I connected to ZAFRANCANS online! (what does not all man do when he's desperate), and then I counted the star. It smelled. Just when I got to the round 693,374 from the dark, the cruiser of the passionate Darth Vader appeared. Spalet cassation - I thought. Not dangerous. Unfortunately, another spacecraft came - this time it was Romuli. I got mad at the Star Wars authors, who already kill this boredom out of the earth. It was not yet dense. It would be dense to appear ... Yes, here they are - Turks of the Ottomans. They're still angry at me because of the last price. I heard that they were bathed with water cannons - which they barely survived. In their tradition it is never to swim (except legs). Now they have come to retaliation. They will most probably cook me because the vengeance is consumed while it's warm. I had a tough heart that I was in the race. I need to think first and react first.
- Hello, Dart. What are you doing? Hey, listen - I hear that Romuli called you a dirty container. How can you get the trice?
- What ?! I'll make them lick my laser sword!
- Where are you, Romuli? I've heard that they made a movie about you, it's called "A rocking rock" or "A home to hang", so something. But I did not call you because of that, but let me inform you that the Turks have declared that Romuli is a race that the Creator conceived as a kind of toilet cleaning.
- What?! How dare they ?! Antipatic shoe shoes! We'll show them to me!
My cunning again came to the fore - Romuli destroyed the Turks, and DartWayder then destroyed Romule. In the end, Dart drew me to the nearest planet. How smart ...
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