I'll shout if you do not try.
To be a lady means to miss a lot. Being a gentleman means not letting the lady miss something.
Blood is not water. Leaves stains on the suit!
Women prefer poets rather than poetry. Men also prefer cooks rather than cookies.
The blonde most often make black.
The best rooms overlooking the sea are in submarines!
Looking for myself I met her. I live with her now, but I have not found myself yet.
Meet Me MY SEX!
A smart girl despises: cheap sex, cheap pizza and cheap car. Smart maladic despises: cheap pizza, cheap cars and smart girls!
In the Soviet Union, the streets are clean. People have nothing to throw.
The virtues of her friends knew great. So say in millimeter!
The family is the basic cell of society, and the woman in it represents the prison director.
Adam and Eve - that's the real strain!
Thirty-twenty at once goes with the rest!
It's nice to be dragged down in the women's society.
When I'm nervous I bite my nails and it calms down. Then I figure out what my face is fingering and I lose my nerves.
If it's true that the smarter discount, my is all smarter!
You do not need to ring when you enter my dream - be silent so that you do not wake the feelings in me!
The smartest man has not yet been born because smart woman uses contraceptives!
Lost tastes. Finder is followed by samar.
Burn the ants! And they would trample you when they could!
It's easy to calculate fertile days - you just need to add nine months!
Selfish people do not share their good opinion of themselves with others!
The favorite Muhammad's swear was: PLEASE ONE!
You do not know about an unknown hero. Even if he was brave.
For an impotent man, gravity is a jumpy topic.
In which zodiac sign was born the horoscope maker?
Why do men think we are suspicious? I doubt it!
Sodomy's veterinarians envy the amount of flirts.
Buy always shoes that are two numbers smaller - just to know what a shot is when you remove them!
It's the most logical month - it has been around Earth for several billion years, and it's not for it!
Graphite of the future: LEAD LOVE, NOT A ROBOT!
I live to eat, I eat to fill the sewers, and others are empty so they can live!
Nervoz is the easiest to fly fishing: Since you do not catch any one, you can get into the water and squeeze the fish!
History is not innocent - many have entered it!
Men, do not let the girls say "LEFT" if you then need to say "DIE"!
I have a division too. It just can not be seen from the gag!
Where is the time when sex was dirty, and the air is clean !?
PSSSSST! Komarac piski!
Is the gay chair richer in whites?
In a race of 100 meters it is desirable that the athlete be overwhelmed, because each photo shoot finishes each milimeter!
I'm not getting pregnant! On average they are younger than me !!
When a young man and a girl say to each other "the lover and to the death" they both think of a young man's death!
I feel my time is coming - my watch has broken!
When you take your wife to a desert island, it becomes overcrowded!
Minute cut is a chance for those who have nothing to say!
An optimist is the one who gets thinner before going to the supermarket to get his cashier back in kisses!
A true humanitarian works at a preservative plant - busy them one at a time.
Electricity is a noun of the female genus that can not tolerate ticking!
If we really came from a monkey, it means Adam was impotent!
From the diary of a future lunatic: I WANT YOU A CIRCLE BRAK AND A LARGE CHILDREN WITH MY PAGE!
Favorite female epic verse: Mili gods of the great granddaughter!
Members of the choir turn their attention to themselves only when they begin to falsify!
God, forgive me for being an atheist!
Women do not have hair in their tongue. There is not so much hair!
The healthiest decision in my life was to marry a doctor!
I have a very beautiful, extremely smart and very rich girl. The only problem is that I have to keep an eye on them not to meet each other!
With the Rubik's problem, there are not only DALTONISTS!
Many women, if they could, would change something in their appearance. Many men, if they could, would change their women.
Woman is theoretically difficult to overcome the truth. But in practice, all truths are easy to fall!
The ten best years of a woman's life are those between the ages of 29 and 30.
The Virgin Mary was only shaking with God. God forgave her!
Does a jelly who makes suicide abusing his duty?
I will not raise my hand from the party - they will think I am ZA!
Always when I look in the mirror I say: NO LEPSEG COVEKA, NO ROSE MIRRORS!
The most dangerous female weapon is the language - it means: they are armed to the teeth!
Woman is like a book - if you want to learn something from her, you have to fit it first!
There are more people in the world than a monkey because it's easier to have sex in bed than on a tree!
Marriage is the noun of a mankind who is suppressed by the laws of the feminine in life!
He said he would not see me again. I turned off the light.
Spontaneous abortion is the first public protest of the younger generation!
Love is like a theater - those who are sufling you in fact are envious of you on the main role!
Do not listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
Listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
I do not mind that I have a big nose, but what is seen?
The most beautiful thing happened, and it did not happen!
For peace in the house, we broke it down to the ground!
Ideal graffiti for:
... VENICEThis is a consequence of great love between two waterfalls !!!
... KOSARKASKU HALUHere are the most personalities of our country !!!
... SCHOOLZona sumraka (<= definitivno :))
... OPERSKA SALUStrictly forbidden access to people with cvikers or glass eyes !!!
... LEDI PAJKANASame to you!
...HAIRDRESSERLjiljana is the best cepidlaka !!!
... RED TRADE IN MOSCOWPrivate airport Matthias Rust!
... WARNINGDo not believe Hamlet - scream him!
... VRATA SUDNICEThe Accused is guilty! They had him distorted at the police station!
... ZID LUDNICEYou and we have the same ideas: we just told them!
... MATRIX OFFICEWe do not accept complaints!
The difference between a deceived woman and a boomerang is that you do not have to lie to the boomerang to get back.
My wife is going to live - she cheats me with a neuropsychiatrist!
A good woman is like a dressed dog - as soon as she is ordered to lie down immediately!
Women do not have luck because they run after her in stitches!
Blood pressure is not recommended to be measured around the neck!
A woman has no chance of a man who knows what he wants. A man does not have a chance for a woman who knows what he wants!
Baxuz is a girl who got pregnant three times as she knitted pertle!
Egoista is the one who thinks more of himself than to me!
Learn to separate importantly from an irrelevant - for example: if your nose is in the anus, then it matters if your nose is, and irrelevant if your anxiety is!
My great-grandfather lived for 100 years thanks to mushrooms. He did not eat them!
Only the prostitute is not dependent on the position!
One woman needs 20 years to make a son from a son, and the other only 20 minutes to make a fool out of him!
She told me his name. Now, at least I know what I am!
Fat, actually, stuff yourself!
Statistician is kissing a hundred percent!
The rooster has to mow early, because when the coconut tree can not reach the river!
It's good when you cut and watch your work, but it's better when you groan and watch her work!
To see the bad features of a girlfriend, she only needs to praise her girlfriends.
Do not trust women! Not because they do not tell the truth most often but they do not know what they are saying!
Who does not have it without him is Mnoze!
Paratroopers, if you do not want any bullets to hit you at the descent, let them down in tanks!
The man who holds to himself carries a suit. The man who keeps women is a bearer!
When a daffodil breaks the mirror for a fortnight, it wears a black!
Only the one who is raklamira can sell his skin more expensive!
Life is a metamorphosis of female breasts. Love is when you are an active witness.
When an optimist listens to his favorite radio show, he constantly winds the clock backwards so that it does not last longer!
Working day of gymnastics-gays: morning-on horse with grips; evening - under a horse without claws!
No one in the head has legs!
The biggest sin is to fool a woman with herself!
She thought that the end was between us until she drank the extension!
The prostitutes have a job!
After my dive! - I said, and I cut off the pictures.
Which breakfast has most affected your life?
It's ridiculous that you go to the public house next to a woman in running order!
I'm changing the room lamp for a two-bedroom!
Men are like COCA-COLA. They survive only thanks to advertisements.
MRZM SMGLSNK !!!
Only Hannibal knew exactly who he can get!
Do not believe the women who lie!
All the great dictators had a fifth of the ruling!
To be a lady means to miss a lot. Being a gentleman means not letting the lady miss something.
Blood is not water. Leaves stains on the suit!
Women prefer poets rather than poetry. Men also prefer cooks rather than cookies.
The blonde most often make black.
The best rooms overlooking the sea are in submarines!
Looking for myself I met her. I live with her now, but I have not found myself yet.
Meet Me MY SEX!
A smart girl despises: cheap sex, cheap pizza and cheap car. Smart maladic despises: cheap pizza, cheap cars and smart girls!
In the Soviet Union, the streets are clean. People have nothing to throw.
The virtues of her friends knew great. So say in millimeter!
The family is the basic cell of society, and the woman in it represents the prison director.
Adam and Eve - that's the real strain!
Thirty-twenty at once goes with the rest!
It's nice to be dragged down in the women's society.
When I'm nervous I bite my nails and it calms down. Then I figure out what my face is fingering and I lose my nerves.
If it's true that the smarter discount, my is all smarter!
You do not need to ring when you enter my dream - be silent so that you do not wake the feelings in me!
The smartest man has not yet been born because smart woman uses contraceptives!
Lost tastes. Finder is followed by samar.
Burn the ants! And they would trample you when they could!
It's easy to calculate fertile days - you just need to add nine months!
Selfish people do not share their good opinion of themselves with others!
The favorite Muhammad's swear was: PLEASE ONE!
You do not know about an unknown hero. Even if he was brave.
For an impotent man, gravity is a jumpy topic.
In which zodiac sign was born the horoscope maker?
Why do men think we are suspicious? I doubt it!
Sodomy's veterinarians envy the amount of flirts.
Buy always shoes that are two numbers smaller - just to know what a shot is when you remove them!
It's the most logical month - it has been around Earth for several billion years, and it's not for it!
Graphite of the future: LEAD LOVE, NOT A ROBOT!
I live to eat, I eat to fill the sewers, and others are empty so they can live!
Nervoz is the easiest to fly fishing: Since you do not catch any one, you can get into the water and squeeze the fish!
History is not innocent - many have entered it!
Men, do not let the girls say "LEFT" if you then need to say "DIE"!
I have a division too. It just can not be seen from the gag!
Where is the time when sex was dirty, and the air is clean !?
PSSSSST! Komarac piski!
Is the gay chair richer in whites?
In a race of 100 meters it is desirable that the athlete be overwhelmed, because each photo shoot finishes each milimeter!
I'm not getting pregnant! On average they are younger than me !!
When a young man and a girl say to each other "the lover and to the death" they both think of a young man's death!
I feel my time is coming - my watch has broken!
When you take your wife to a desert island, it becomes overcrowded!
Minute cut is a chance for those who have nothing to say!
An optimist is the one who gets thinner before going to the supermarket to get his cashier back in kisses!
A true humanitarian works at a preservative plant - busy them one at a time.
Electricity is a noun of the female genus that can not tolerate ticking!
If we really came from a monkey, it means Adam was impotent!
From the diary of a future lunatic: I WANT YOU A CIRCLE BRAK AND A LARGE CHILDREN WITH MY PAGE!
Favorite female epic verse: Mili gods of the great granddaughter!
Members of the choir turn their attention to themselves only when they begin to falsify!
God, forgive me for being an atheist!
Women do not have hair in their tongue. There is not so much hair!
The healthiest decision in my life was to marry a doctor!
I have a very beautiful, extremely smart and very rich girl. The only problem is that I have to keep an eye on them not to meet each other!
With the Rubik's problem, there are not only DALTONISTS!
Many women, if they could, would change something in their appearance. Many men, if they could, would change their women.
Woman is theoretically difficult to overcome the truth. But in practice, all truths are easy to fall!
The ten best years of a woman's life are those between the ages of 29 and 30.
The Virgin Mary was only shaking with God. God forgave her!
Does a jelly who makes suicide abusing his duty?
I will not raise my hand from the party - they will think I am ZA!
Always when I look in the mirror I say: NO LEPSEG COVEKA, NO ROSE MIRRORS!
The most dangerous female weapon is the language - it means: they are armed to the teeth!
Woman is like a book - if you want to learn something from her, you have to fit it first!
There are more people in the world than a monkey because it's easier to have sex in bed than on a tree!
Marriage is the noun of a mankind who is suppressed by the laws of the feminine in life!
He said he would not see me again. I turned off the light.
Spontaneous abortion is the first public protest of the younger generation!
Love is like a theater - those who are sufling you in fact are envious of you on the main role!
Do not listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
Listen to free tips! I can cost you a lot!
I do not mind that I have a big nose, but what is seen?
The most beautiful thing happened, and it did not happen!
For peace in the house, we broke it down to the ground!
Ideal graffiti for:
... VENICEThis is a consequence of great love between two waterfalls !!!
... KOSARKASKU HALUHere are the most personalities of our country !!!
... SCHOOLZona sumraka (<= definitivno :))
... OPERSKA SALUStrictly forbidden access to people with cvikers or glass eyes !!!
... LEDI PAJKANASame to you!
...HAIRDRESSERLjiljana is the best cepidlaka !!!
... RED TRADE IN MOSCOWPrivate airport Matthias Rust!
... WARNINGDo not believe Hamlet - scream him!
... VRATA SUDNICEThe Accused is guilty! They had him distorted at the police station!
... ZID LUDNICEYou and we have the same ideas: we just told them!
... MATRIX OFFICEWe do not accept complaints!
The difference between a deceived woman and a boomerang is that you do not have to lie to the boomerang to get back.
My wife is going to live - she cheats me with a neuropsychiatrist!
A good woman is like a dressed dog - as soon as she is ordered to lie down immediately!
Women do not have luck because they run after her in stitches!
Blood pressure is not recommended to be measured around the neck!
A woman has no chance of a man who knows what he wants. A man does not have a chance for a woman who knows what he wants!
Baxuz is a girl who got pregnant three times as she knitted pertle!
Egoista is the one who thinks more of himself than to me!
Learn to separate importantly from an irrelevant - for example: if your nose is in the anus, then it matters if your nose is, and irrelevant if your anxiety is!
My great-grandfather lived for 100 years thanks to mushrooms. He did not eat them!
Only the prostitute is not dependent on the position!
One woman needs 20 years to make a son from a son, and the other only 20 minutes to make a fool out of him!
She told me his name. Now, at least I know what I am!
Fat, actually, stuff yourself!
Statistician is kissing a hundred percent!
The rooster has to mow early, because when the coconut tree can not reach the river!
It's good when you cut and watch your work, but it's better when you groan and watch her work!
To see the bad features of a girlfriend, she only needs to praise her girlfriends.
Do not trust women! Not because they do not tell the truth most often but they do not know what they are saying!
Who does not have it without him is Mnoze!
Paratroopers, if you do not want any bullets to hit you at the descent, let them down in tanks!
The man who holds to himself carries a suit. The man who keeps women is a bearer!
When a daffodil breaks the mirror for a fortnight, it wears a black!
Only the one who is raklamira can sell his skin more expensive!
Life is a metamorphosis of female breasts. Love is when you are an active witness.
When an optimist listens to his favorite radio show, he constantly winds the clock backwards so that it does not last longer!
Working day of gymnastics-gays: morning-on horse with grips; evening - under a horse without claws!
No one in the head has legs!
The biggest sin is to fool a woman with herself!
She thought that the end was between us until she drank the extension!
The prostitutes have a job!
After my dive! - I said, and I cut off the pictures.
Which breakfast has most affected your life?
It's ridiculous that you go to the public house next to a woman in running order!
I'm changing the room lamp for a two-bedroom!
Men are like COCA-COLA. They survive only thanks to advertisements.
MRZM SMGLSNK !!!
Only Hannibal knew exactly who he can get!
Do not believe the women who lie!
All the great dictators had a fifth of the ruling!
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