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By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 26, 2017
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  • These are the long-time records of dr. Aleksandra Revisina, together with her five colleagues, based on authentic statements from patients at the Urological Department of the hospital in Zemun. They are brought up with minor changes. Special note to the reader: The text also contains the diagnoses in Latin, which were listed by some doctors in the list of instructions. Given that this is a highly skilled subject, I assume that the ordinary reader will not be quite clear. I think they still have a place here. Let all the doctors to whom this text gets in any way read and what some colleagues have entered as a diagnosis.
    They shot me at a low level.
    Men's womb is getting smaller and smaller. (Dr Dr.Revisin tells the patient: "Me too.")
    Feels unselfish urination.
    I'm loose with prostate (prostate).
    So, that lecke me wicks, and my son works in the statute (Institute).
    I can not wet in a deeper way.
    I kidnapped a kidney stone.
    Do not sit in the cold, says the doctor. Patient: "We politicians have" Politics "and I always sit on it."
    The pains are quite scary.
    I had inflammation of the kidneys.
    Eggs got stuck.
    Doctor I'm so disappointed. This my viceroy does not raise his head.
    I had prophylactic juice.
    That this may not be a spontaneous kidney work?
    I had a funny urine.
    I have a testicle testicle.
    Dr.Revisin: "Get Ready To Review" (rectal). Patient: "I want to, but only to be brotherly."
    Guideline for the diagnosis of one of our colleagues: "Mylagis scrotalis".
    I have a cheerful testicle.
    ON: I have non-manual ronal inflammation. HER: Everyone in the family has NEOFRITIS kidney.
    ON, after the rectal examination: "And you, too, on my speed ..."
    I'm a panic and I'm afraid my prostate does not get stuck in the channels.
    Dr.Revisin: "You should stay 10 - 15 minutes in hot water". Patient: "Is it on the penis"?
    Did you see the blood in the urine? Patient: Yes, the other day, I was bloody eyes.
    I was on a prostate review and a doctor looked at me, but I'm right to tell you, I do not know what I was looking at.
    I got a plasma (a slip).
    I have a lazy pain from down there.
    Diagnosis on one instruction: "Cystopelitis prolongates".
    I have a text of heartbreak.
    Do you have an allergy on your fingers? (That's why I asked a stupid question. Instead of medication, I said on my lungs.)
    Do you have Dr.Budimila? (Budimlija)
    It hurts my kidneys. It may be from a pajamas.
    I get out of the cord.
    I have some clumps in the sperm. I'm not that hard than TVRDE.
    Dr.Zagorka Nikolic- Diagnosis: "Status post EMINENTIO microlithiasis eliminated".
    Patient: Does Dr. Nivelin (Revisin)
    Patient: I want to see dr. Almost (Kostro).
    Dr. Ignjatovic - diagnosis: "Epididymitis testis".
    Patient: Please, where is intimate care here?
    Dr. Vera Milojevic - diagnosis: "Colica lumbalis".
    I have a plastic heart valve.
    When I scuffle my left testis, my father came out of my penis.
    The siptar who was on many reviews: "I was going to me - come to me".
    Sometimes my urchin spends.
    Did you have a chair pita doctors: "I'm so farting, a little litter".
    It hurts me.
    Let me go with a male gynecologist just to ask something.
    Get my head off.
    I have acidic pain down there.
    Get me a little one.
    You know, do not change my skin.
    What's your chair?
    I only had a breakup once.
    Is it from your birth? No, it's been from before.
    He told me that Dr. Nikolic was suffering from prostate cancer.
    I have sad pains over the left egg.
    I'm lying with Dr.Nidze. (Dr.Nikolic)
    I have a perverse shrimp. (frenulum)
    In the stomach, I shivers, shoots, and picks up.
    I have a white wash on.
    I have horrible bakes.
    He did not come to terms. (not running)
    When urinating, I relax backwards.
    Water is in the water, and my eyes are like ants.
    Something's messing me down.
    I have a baking at the top of the groom.
    When I do the eruption. (when done)
    I wrote two phases before. (fat = 2 meters)
    I was basing myself on shaking, and it turned out the kidneys.
    I hurt the station. (scrotum)
    I'm bending under my eyes, and nothing is a dull apartment.
    I have an egg shell.
    He personally bites him when he is wet.
    I honor you very little.
    She was at the gastrology.
    We do not have a wet mouth.
    What's more, I'm lazy and vice versa.
    He's energized by drugs.
    The baker is angina (vagina) I have bitten pains.
    I came to take out the ticket. (Cateter)
    When a horse offers you to drink water, so do I offer him and he always writes.
    A male full tube from me is pushing me forward.
    The pains are not strong, but they are blunt.
    Uphthal is flat (weak), and then bust into the stomach, so he clasps with his head and falls into unconsciousness.
    I have a penis pain.
    The deep, slippery fetus was born. (Surgeon)
    It was a beauty of 16 cm. Now it's rotten and I'm defeated. (Impotent)
    In my youth (my youth), my egg was bigger.
    I had some kidney dysfunction.
    Vrsnjak distorted me.
    On my cord (penis) I get something white.
    I hurt the dish (slabs)
    An organic pole is biting me.
    My right bumper hurts.
    I've got pain in my chest.
    I'm gonna be scared when I'm going.
    The right rotator hurts. (ureter)
    I recovered both back and forth.
    It has a sclerosis
    It was my first kick, and then I had two kidneys with radiation in the testicle.
    My left bone is painful.

     My left bone is painful.
    I have boarded some part-time, so my bag has no drop, and the wet hole is expanding.
    Personally, my spine hurts.
    I need a prescription and a cure for a natural movement.
    What are you drinking? "Five per eye" (5-NOK)
    I have a fetus with a woman every month.
    In the morning I feel a left kidney tingling (a lawyer)
    It teaches me in the eggs.
    I was with Dr.Dervis (Revisina)
    I got a little cloudy water.
    Why did you come here? "Because of the bottom"
    Two months ago, we took out a ticket, and now we are hardly wet again.
    Gypsy: "I had a room 3X3 so we fucked up to figure out how sweet pigs. Anyway, I turn around at night, it's a thing in front of me."
    It hurts my right tennis.
    My prostate is moisturizing and leaking, especially on the right.
    Otherwise, I am a patient on the left kidney.
    I drink fanfuels and such drugs.
    At the top of nature, to apologize, it's cold as ice, and then it's cold and around my heart.
    I screwed my spine on my spine.
    Bronchieksias (X-ray) were not found in the urinary tract
    Hot steam from my butt.
    So what do I do, I have to eat, the urine is looking for my own.
    The patient is called Premilli: "I have an urine in my urine and I'm sick of a pure-beard.


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