Darwin Awards are awarded to Jews who died in the stupidest way possible.
Candidates for Darwin Award:
1. In September '97. In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in a deep-water meter, after he shook his head in front through a half-meter wide street saht to catch the car keys.
2. In October '97. The 49-year-old brokerage broker from San Francisco, who according to his wife's words "completely confused when running" accidentally, by day, odds with a 70-meter high cliff.
3. Buxton, North Carolina: A man died on the beach when he dug a 5-meter deep hole in the sand he dug himself and in which he was then seated. Visitors to the beach said that 21-year-old Daniel Jons dug a hole for entertainment or for wind protection, and that he sat on her bottom in a sink when she clutched up on Thursday and clogged it with 3 meters of sand. People on the beach tried to dig through the road to Johns, who lived in Woodbridge in Virginia, using their hands and shovels, but they failed. With the use of heavy equipment, the rescue workers needed almost an hour to free it, while around 200 people watched it all. Jons was declared dead at the hospital.
4. In February '98. Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, California, when he fell to the ceiling of the bicycle equipment store he was planning to break into. Death occurred because his long flashlight was held in his mouth so that his hands were free) broke the skull when he hit the floor.
5. According to the Dalonge police in Gibraltar, the pupil of the reserve officers' school, Nik Beren (20), was stabbed to death in January by a partner of pitter Jeffrey Hoffman (23) who tried to prove that the knife could not break through the jacket that Berena carried .
6. Silvester Bridl Junior (26) was killed in February in Selbyville, Delaware, betting with friends who claimed that a revolver can not be filled with four bullets to put himself in his mouth and pull the trigger.
7. In February, according to police reports, in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolt (27) and Randy Taylor (33) died in a crash, playing a crocodile game they played with their snubbles.
8. An inappropriate proposal, but placed as a recognition for the effort? The four people were injured in a chain of bizarre events. Seri Meler has a head injury caused by flying bricks, Tim Vega is diagnosed with a mild stiff neck shape as well as a contusion of the chest, arm and face; Brian Corkoran's face is torn off, and Pameli Klezik was battered with a cassette and a middle finger of his right hand. Meler accompanied her husband on the first day of work, in addition to a kiss for a break, showed her husband a breast. "I'm still not sure why I did it," she later stated. "I was really close to the car, so I thought nobody could see it, and it did not last longer than two seconds." Nevertheless, Tim Vegas taxi driver saw this as he lost control of a taxi that crossed the edge and hit the corner of the Johnson's Hospital building. Inside, Klezik, a dental technician, was cleaning Corkoran's teeth. From the blow of the taxi into the wall she jumped, breaking Korkoran's face with a cleaning needle. From pain he bite, biting two fingers with Klezik's hand. Melzer's injuries were caused by a piece of brick broken from the wall of the hospital.
9. Unsuitable proposal, more luck next year! Taos, New Mexico - A woman came to the poisoning center after she ate three anti-baby vaginal pills. Her English was so bad she had to figure out how she thought she had been poisoned. The translator arrived shortly thereafter and confirmed the doctor's doubts. Maria Valisnokova thought that the vaginal was some kind of candy or sound, since she could not read what she wrote on the wrapper. After the third, she realized that something was wrong when her throat and mouth began to fill her with acid foam. She ran to the poisoning center that was only a few blocks away, where doctors managed to wash her foam from her mouth, throats and stomachs without any harmful health consequences. An irreconcilable proposal, but a strong candidate for '99.
0. In the federal state of Washington, Keri Bingham was drinking with friends when one of them said that he knew the person who jumped with the bandi rope from the Takoma Nerouz Bridge in the traffic jam itself. The conversation was getting hotter, and at the end, at least 10 people did not harass the bridge's sidewalk. It was 4.30 in the morning. Upon arrival in the middle of the bridge they discovered that no one had taken a bandi rope. Bingham, who continued to drink, volunteered by showing himself on a corner with a cable that was left near the fence. At one end they bind their legs to Bingham, and the other end is tied to the bridge. Bingam fell 15 meters before the cable climbed and his foot was pulled out of his wrist. Cudom survived a fall in the icy water of the river and was saved by two of the surrounding fishermen. "All I can say is that God kept me that night. There's simply no other explanation for that." Bingham's foot was never found.
On February 3, 1990, in Renton County, Washington, a man tried to commit a robbery. This was probably his first attempt, since he did not have a police record and made an extremely stupid election: 1. The targeted attack was the H & J Leather & Firearms; 2. The shop was shrouded by customers, all in a federal state where a considerable number of adult populations were allowed to carry weapons under public clothing in public places; 3. In order to enter the shop he had to bypass an official police patrol car parked outside the door of the shop; 4. A policeman in uniform stood next to the cash register, drinking coffee before going to duty. After seeing a policeman, a potential pljacas released a plunder and fired several random shoots. The policeman and the salesman immediately repelled the fire by removing him from the field of human genes. Several customers also pulled out their weapons but did not shoot. Nobody's hurt anymore.
12. In France, Zak Lefevri did not leave the case when he decided to kill himself. He climbed to the top of a cliff and tied the knot around his neck. The other end of the rope was attached to a large rock. He drank some poison and burned the clothes on himself. He even tried to shoot at himself at the last minute. He fired and shot from the pistol. The bullet completely missed him and cut the rope over him. Instead of being hanged, he fell into the sea. A sudden leak was put out of his suit and prompted him to repel the poison. A kind friendly fisherman pulled him out of the water and drove him to the hospital, where he died of - hypothermia (chilling of the body).
Darwin Award recognizes:
(1) In Gatwick, Oklahoma, in October, Jason Hack tried to kill the stonega from his rifle 22, but the bullet rocked the stone near the hole and struck Antony Martinez in the head, causing the skull fracture.
(2) In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martin Eskins decided to use a propane burner to clean the house from the basement of his house instead of broom, which set the house on fire so that the first and second floors burned.
(3) Paul Stiler (47) ended in a hospital in Andover Taunsip in New Jersey in September, and his wife, Boni, was also injured by a quadruple of dynamite that exploded in their car. As they drove around two o'clock in the morning, they began to burn a dynamite from a boredom and tried to throw him out of the window to see what would happen, but apparently overlooked the window closed.
(4) When exaggerated with "amateur evenings": In Bethulia, in the US federal state of Colombia, the annual festival in November includes five days of amateur bullfights. This year, no bull was killed, but the matadora's body was injured, including one with a stabbed head. One participant said: "It's just a bull against you and a city of a thousand morons."
And the winner is ...
Japan Times, April 16, 1997. "The government must stop this repugnant madness called 'pumping,'" a journalist said After the Racas Hospital in Thailand. "If this perversion takes the maha, it will destroy the cream of the Thai male population". He stated this after the remains of the 13th Carnac and Puanmuangpaka were urgently brought to the hospital's reception department. "Most pumped out" uses a standard bicycle pump, "he explained," pushing the pump hose deep into the rectum, then pumping it into the haj (*) condition. That is the sin of God. " (*) The blowing of air under pressure into the colon causes a similar effect to the taking of heroin. It turns out that the young Carnacai went further. He started using a two-cylinder two-cylinder pump, but it was not that exciting enough for him, so he began to boast friends that he was going to try the compressor hose of a nearby gas station. They challenged him to do it, so that once under the umbrella of the darkness he settled down on the pump. Not understanding how much the compressor is strong, he put the hose deep into the rectum and put the coin into the compressor machine. It was almost instantaneous death, leaving accidental passers-by still in the juice. One woman said that what she saw was a evening fireworks, after which she began to applaud. "All of his parts have not yet been found," police officials said. "When such an amount of air comes into contact with the intestinal gases, there is an explosion at the moment. It was like an explosion of an atomic bomb or something like that." "Pumping is a hell of leisure, and we all have to say no to Satan," the hospital official concluded. "Pump tires in all ways, but then remove the bicycle pump where it will not cause you."
Candidates for Darwin Award:
1. In September '97. In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in a deep-water meter, after he shook his head in front through a half-meter wide street saht to catch the car keys.
2. In October '97. The 49-year-old brokerage broker from San Francisco, who according to his wife's words "completely confused when running" accidentally, by day, odds with a 70-meter high cliff.
3. Buxton, North Carolina: A man died on the beach when he dug a 5-meter deep hole in the sand he dug himself and in which he was then seated. Visitors to the beach said that 21-year-old Daniel Jons dug a hole for entertainment or for wind protection, and that he sat on her bottom in a sink when she clutched up on Thursday and clogged it with 3 meters of sand. People on the beach tried to dig through the road to Johns, who lived in Woodbridge in Virginia, using their hands and shovels, but they failed. With the use of heavy equipment, the rescue workers needed almost an hour to free it, while around 200 people watched it all. Jons was declared dead at the hospital.
4. In February '98. Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, California, when he fell to the ceiling of the bicycle equipment store he was planning to break into. Death occurred because his long flashlight was held in his mouth so that his hands were free) broke the skull when he hit the floor.
5. According to the Dalonge police in Gibraltar, the pupil of the reserve officers' school, Nik Beren (20), was stabbed to death in January by a partner of pitter Jeffrey Hoffman (23) who tried to prove that the knife could not break through the jacket that Berena carried .
6. Silvester Bridl Junior (26) was killed in February in Selbyville, Delaware, betting with friends who claimed that a revolver can not be filled with four bullets to put himself in his mouth and pull the trigger.
7. In February, according to police reports, in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolt (27) and Randy Taylor (33) died in a crash, playing a crocodile game they played with their snubbles.
8. An inappropriate proposal, but placed as a recognition for the effort? The four people were injured in a chain of bizarre events. Seri Meler has a head injury caused by flying bricks, Tim Vega is diagnosed with a mild stiff neck shape as well as a contusion of the chest, arm and face; Brian Corkoran's face is torn off, and Pameli Klezik was battered with a cassette and a middle finger of his right hand. Meler accompanied her husband on the first day of work, in addition to a kiss for a break, showed her husband a breast. "I'm still not sure why I did it," she later stated. "I was really close to the car, so I thought nobody could see it, and it did not last longer than two seconds." Nevertheless, Tim Vegas taxi driver saw this as he lost control of a taxi that crossed the edge and hit the corner of the Johnson's Hospital building. Inside, Klezik, a dental technician, was cleaning Corkoran's teeth. From the blow of the taxi into the wall she jumped, breaking Korkoran's face with a cleaning needle. From pain he bite, biting two fingers with Klezik's hand. Melzer's injuries were caused by a piece of brick broken from the wall of the hospital.
9. Unsuitable proposal, more luck next year! Taos, New Mexico - A woman came to the poisoning center after she ate three anti-baby vaginal pills. Her English was so bad she had to figure out how she thought she had been poisoned. The translator arrived shortly thereafter and confirmed the doctor's doubts. Maria Valisnokova thought that the vaginal was some kind of candy or sound, since she could not read what she wrote on the wrapper. After the third, she realized that something was wrong when her throat and mouth began to fill her with acid foam. She ran to the poisoning center that was only a few blocks away, where doctors managed to wash her foam from her mouth, throats and stomachs without any harmful health consequences. An irreconcilable proposal, but a strong candidate for '99.
0. In the federal state of Washington, Keri Bingham was drinking with friends when one of them said that he knew the person who jumped with the bandi rope from the Takoma Nerouz Bridge in the traffic jam itself. The conversation was getting hotter, and at the end, at least 10 people did not harass the bridge's sidewalk. It was 4.30 in the morning. Upon arrival in the middle of the bridge they discovered that no one had taken a bandi rope. Bingham, who continued to drink, volunteered by showing himself on a corner with a cable that was left near the fence. At one end they bind their legs to Bingham, and the other end is tied to the bridge. Bingam fell 15 meters before the cable climbed and his foot was pulled out of his wrist. Cudom survived a fall in the icy water of the river and was saved by two of the surrounding fishermen. "All I can say is that God kept me that night. There's simply no other explanation for that." Bingham's foot was never found.
On February 3, 1990, in Renton County, Washington, a man tried to commit a robbery. This was probably his first attempt, since he did not have a police record and made an extremely stupid election: 1. The targeted attack was the H & J Leather & Firearms; 2. The shop was shrouded by customers, all in a federal state where a considerable number of adult populations were allowed to carry weapons under public clothing in public places; 3. In order to enter the shop he had to bypass an official police patrol car parked outside the door of the shop; 4. A policeman in uniform stood next to the cash register, drinking coffee before going to duty. After seeing a policeman, a potential pljacas released a plunder and fired several random shoots. The policeman and the salesman immediately repelled the fire by removing him from the field of human genes. Several customers also pulled out their weapons but did not shoot. Nobody's hurt anymore.
12. In France, Zak Lefevri did not leave the case when he decided to kill himself. He climbed to the top of a cliff and tied the knot around his neck. The other end of the rope was attached to a large rock. He drank some poison and burned the clothes on himself. He even tried to shoot at himself at the last minute. He fired and shot from the pistol. The bullet completely missed him and cut the rope over him. Instead of being hanged, he fell into the sea. A sudden leak was put out of his suit and prompted him to repel the poison. A kind friendly fisherman pulled him out of the water and drove him to the hospital, where he died of - hypothermia (chilling of the body).
Darwin Award recognizes:
(1) In Gatwick, Oklahoma, in October, Jason Hack tried to kill the stonega from his rifle 22, but the bullet rocked the stone near the hole and struck Antony Martinez in the head, causing the skull fracture.
(2) In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martin Eskins decided to use a propane burner to clean the house from the basement of his house instead of broom, which set the house on fire so that the first and second floors burned.
(3) Paul Stiler (47) ended in a hospital in Andover Taunsip in New Jersey in September, and his wife, Boni, was also injured by a quadruple of dynamite that exploded in their car. As they drove around two o'clock in the morning, they began to burn a dynamite from a boredom and tried to throw him out of the window to see what would happen, but apparently overlooked the window closed.
(4) When exaggerated with "amateur evenings": In Bethulia, in the US federal state of Colombia, the annual festival in November includes five days of amateur bullfights. This year, no bull was killed, but the matadora's body was injured, including one with a stabbed head. One participant said: "It's just a bull against you and a city of a thousand morons."
And the winner is ...
Japan Times, April 16, 1997. "The government must stop this repugnant madness called 'pumping,'" a journalist said After the Racas Hospital in Thailand. "If this perversion takes the maha, it will destroy the cream of the Thai male population". He stated this after the remains of the 13th Carnac and Puanmuangpaka were urgently brought to the hospital's reception department. "Most pumped out" uses a standard bicycle pump, "he explained," pushing the pump hose deep into the rectum, then pumping it into the haj (*) condition. That is the sin of God. " (*) The blowing of air under pressure into the colon causes a similar effect to the taking of heroin. It turns out that the young Carnacai went further. He started using a two-cylinder two-cylinder pump, but it was not that exciting enough for him, so he began to boast friends that he was going to try the compressor hose of a nearby gas station. They challenged him to do it, so that once under the umbrella of the darkness he settled down on the pump. Not understanding how much the compressor is strong, he put the hose deep into the rectum and put the coin into the compressor machine. It was almost instantaneous death, leaving accidental passers-by still in the juice. One woman said that what she saw was a evening fireworks, after which she began to applaud. "All of his parts have not yet been found," police officials said. "When such an amount of air comes into contact with the intestinal gases, there is an explosion at the moment. It was like an explosion of an atomic bomb or something like that." "Pumping is a hell of leisure, and we all have to say no to Satan," the hospital official concluded. "Pump tires in all ways, but then remove the bicycle pump where it will not cause you."
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