One day the traveler's job is to see some beautiful landscape. He emitted it, went out, and looked around the environment. After a while, he found himself in the forest. When he fell deep into the forest, he noticed a large bunch of shit. Seeing a shady travel writer was very crazy. Then they see the old man approaching from the middle of the forest, aged 100 years old with a beard to his knees. Seeing that the old man is a citizen here, the traveler asks him:
Q: Starce, tell me what this shit pile is looking for here?
S: You know, son, there was once a king, and he had 3 sons and one daughter. They lived happily and satisfied for many years. One day the sky turned and suddenly the dragon came. As the king and his sons were on the road, the dragon snatched the beautiful princess. When the king and sons came back from the road, they had something to see! The castle was almost completely destroyed, and from the beautiful princess there was no sign or voice. "She probably went somewhere, they'll come back," they thought, and they decided to wait. They waited so, waiting for 7 years, but no sign of it and no voice. The first one called the eldest son. "Probably abducted, I'm going to the world, to look it up!" He said. "Do not have a son," the king cried, "it would be difficult for me to lose you ..." "I appreciate that you care for me, but who will save your sister if not the oldest brother!" The Prince answered and walked away. He searched for his sister, crossed 7 mountains, swam the 7 seas, passed 7 mountains, 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Somewhere, there in the end of the world there was a cave, and in it a dragon. He called for a fight. It was a big fight. Everything shook. 7 mountains and 7 seas shook, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes shook, even the royal castle shook. The fight took place for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon finally did not screw up the prince. Seven years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the news of the death of the prince crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes, and finally arrived in the castle. "My brother is dead!" Exclaimed the middle brother, "I have to save my sister." "Do not bitch", whimpering again king, "you see that your brother screwed dragon, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ... "" I appreciate the fact that you care for me, but who will save my sister and avenge my elder brother, if I do not, your middle son, "said the prince, and set out to seek his sister. He searched for his sister, sought ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam the sea, climbed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Like his brother, he also reached the end of the world, he saw a cave and a dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he called him on a duel. What a duel was! Everything was shaking 2x more ... Seven mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes shook twice as much as seven mountains and seven shores, twice even shook the royal castle. The fought battle lasted for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon came to his head and another prince. Seven years, seven months and seven days passed, while the news crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes, and finally came to the royal castle. "My brothers have died. Fuck! I have to go, so I'll get a pussy!" Come on, old CU! "Said the youngest son. "No, son," squeaked again king, "Do you see how they fared your older brothers, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ...." "Pali bre old, not Djura tart," said the youngest prince i Djura he went to look for his sister. He searched for it so he demanded ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam the 7 seas, passed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Like his previous two brothers, he arrived at the end of the world and saw the cave and the dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he promptly challenged him on a duel. This was just a fuss ... All shook 4x more than two previous matches together. Four mountains shook on 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 valleys. 4x shook even the royal castle. A great fight ran for 7 days and 7 nights, until the third prince was fucked up. Seven years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the passionate news crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes and arrived in the royal castle. The king was very sad ... He grieved and grieved. He mourned for 7 years, 7 months and 7 days until a knight in a shiny armor arrived in the castle. "I will return your daughter and your son's vengeance if you give me half the kingdom and the hand of my daughter in return," said the knight. "Fer's contract, there's nothing," the king said in the deal. And so the knight in the shiny armor went to look for a princess. He searched for it, he asked. He crossed the 7 mountains, crossed the 7 seas, crossed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes and came to the end of the world. And they saw the wonders ... they saw the cave and the dragon was in it. He also called on him on a duel. Tuca was stingy! It lasted for 7 days, 7 nights, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 7 seconds, 7 100 parts of a second, etc., but it paid off because the knight was completely poised, punished, humiliated and scratched by the poor dragon. The killer of the dragon the prince took the princess by the arm and returned to the king's castle. The King has fulfilled his part of the treaty and everyone has lived happily and for many years!
Q: Good old people, what are you, bre, these shit here? - asked the travel writer.
S: Aaaaa, I do not have a clue, it must be someone's eating!
Q: Starce, tell me what this shit pile is looking for here?
S: You know, son, there was once a king, and he had 3 sons and one daughter. They lived happily and satisfied for many years. One day the sky turned and suddenly the dragon came. As the king and his sons were on the road, the dragon snatched the beautiful princess. When the king and sons came back from the road, they had something to see! The castle was almost completely destroyed, and from the beautiful princess there was no sign or voice. "She probably went somewhere, they'll come back," they thought, and they decided to wait. They waited so, waiting for 7 years, but no sign of it and no voice. The first one called the eldest son. "Probably abducted, I'm going to the world, to look it up!" He said. "Do not have a son," the king cried, "it would be difficult for me to lose you ..." "I appreciate that you care for me, but who will save your sister if not the oldest brother!" The Prince answered and walked away. He searched for his sister, crossed 7 mountains, swam the 7 seas, passed 7 mountains, 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Somewhere, there in the end of the world there was a cave, and in it a dragon. He called for a fight. It was a big fight. Everything shook. 7 mountains and 7 seas shook, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes shook, even the royal castle shook. The fight took place for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon finally did not screw up the prince. Seven years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the news of the death of the prince crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes, and finally arrived in the castle. "My brother is dead!" Exclaimed the middle brother, "I have to save my sister." "Do not bitch", whimpering again king, "you see that your brother screwed dragon, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ... "" I appreciate the fact that you care for me, but who will save my sister and avenge my elder brother, if I do not, your middle son, "said the prince, and set out to seek his sister. He searched for his sister, sought ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam the sea, climbed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Like his brother, he also reached the end of the world, he saw a cave and a dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he called him on a duel. What a duel was! Everything was shaking 2x more ... Seven mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes shook twice as much as seven mountains and seven shores, twice even shook the royal castle. The fought battle lasted for 7 days and 7 nights, until the dragon came to his head and another prince. Seven years, seven months and seven days passed, while the news crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes, and finally came to the royal castle. "My brothers have died. Fuck! I have to go, so I'll get a pussy!" Come on, old CU! "Said the youngest son. "No, son," squeaked again king, "Do you see how they fared your older brothers, it would be hard for me to lose you, too ...." "Pali bre old, not Djura tart," said the youngest prince i Djura he went to look for his sister. He searched for it so he demanded ... He crossed the 7 mountains, swam the 7 seas, passed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes. Like his previous two brothers, he arrived at the end of the world and saw the cave and the dragon in it. As soon as he saw him, he promptly challenged him on a duel. This was just a fuss ... All shook 4x more than two previous matches together. Four mountains shook on 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains and 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 valleys. 4x shook even the royal castle. A great fight ran for 7 days and 7 nights, until the third prince was fucked up. Seven years, 7 months and 7 days passed, while the passionate news crossed 7 mountains, 7 seas, 7 mountains, 7 valleys, 7 rivers and 7 lakes and arrived in the royal castle. The king was very sad ... He grieved and grieved. He mourned for 7 years, 7 months and 7 days until a knight in a shiny armor arrived in the castle. "I will return your daughter and your son's vengeance if you give me half the kingdom and the hand of my daughter in return," said the knight. "Fer's contract, there's nothing," the king said in the deal. And so the knight in the shiny armor went to look for a princess. He searched for it, he asked. He crossed the 7 mountains, crossed the 7 seas, crossed 7 mountains and 7 valleys, swam across 7 rivers and 7 lakes and came to the end of the world. And they saw the wonders ... they saw the cave and the dragon was in it. He also called on him on a duel. Tuca was stingy! It lasted for 7 days, 7 nights, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 7 seconds, 7 100 parts of a second, etc., but it paid off because the knight was completely poised, punished, humiliated and scratched by the poor dragon. The killer of the dragon the prince took the princess by the arm and returned to the king's castle. The King has fulfilled his part of the treaty and everyone has lived happily and for many years!
Q: Good old people, what are you, bre, these shit here? - asked the travel writer.
S: Aaaaa, I do not have a clue, it must be someone's eating!
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